reasons not to eat
- shopping at cute stores and finding clothes that look amazing on you
- you aren’t the stereotypical chubby emo girl anymore, instead you’re mysterious and not to be messed with
- people will take you seriously
- to lay your legs on a friends lap and not feel self conscious
- borrowing clothes from your skinny friends and having them still be too big on you
- your hair will look longer
- you will feel cold all the time so when you touch someone you always get to see their shock
- you’ll be more flexible
- you won’t have to wear as much makeup because your skin will already be nice and your cheekbones will be defined
- you will get the satisfaction of seeing your hand bones move as your typing
- smaller boobs
- you’ll get to move around easier
- you’ll get high faster
- you’ll get drunk faster
- so that giant teddy bear you have will be much bigger than you
- so your thighs don’t touch when you walk
- your face won’t be extremely red when it’s hot outside
- being able to sit criss cross in chairs
- you’ll be sexier and look better in lingerie
- changing in dressing rooms and not breaking down in tears
- your skinny legs will look so good in heels
- so you’ll have a smaller ring size
- your eyes will look bigger in comparison
- your lips will look fuller in comparison
- being able to wear “sexy” halloween costumes
- sitting in chairs and not having your thighs dramatically inflate
- so old friends and family won’t see how fat you got since the last time you saw them
- your legs will appear longer
- hugging someone without feeling self conscious
- big hoodies
- your ankles being so thin that sometimes your socks just fall adorable to your boney feet
- wearing tiny tank tops
- looking like a tim burton character
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